how to measure a whale
tie them with rows of bows
and pearls too
will oblige the whale
to remain chained
Ripeness comes in fall
measuring an unripe whale is no measure at all.
They grow and do become quite large
so a premature investigation is unwise
especially round the toes and eyes
those grow and long too, those toes
become as long as their nose
not to mention the expanding condition
of the knees which will appear, look closely
beneath some fleas.
Some indications they are ready
brown spots close to the stem
or at the back of their necks
pay attention there, and in their hair
as those parts turn ruddy
and when laying in the muddy
warming in the sun asleep
sly eyes closed
approach now the louche whale
with your pre trained snail
and let the little one glide
silently from end to end.
Careful not the wake the blob
so avoid the mob
whilst you count his tiny steps
let the snail help you know the rest.
